CLOWN TOWN | STAY GOLD | SAT 13 SEPT

DOWN WITH THE CLOWN TILL IM SIX FEET IN THE GROUND

Welcome to CLOWN TOWN, Bozo.

Clown face paint required without tax payment (cash or spiritual)

Don't wanna paint your face or pay? Take a gamble with the cursed Dunce HatTM.

$10 JAGERBOMBS (clown fuel to make u big and strong)

Guest DJ set from STUPID FK THE CLOWN

Nothing matters anymore, come have fun.

We will only be playing songs you can be whimsical, jolly and scream along to.

FREE ENTRY FOR ALL CLOWNS WEARING FACE PAINT.

$5 TAX TO KEEP THE VANILLA FACE SKIN IF YOU HATE FUN.

WARNING THERE IS A THIRD FREE TICKET FOR THE BRAVE UN-CLOWNIFIED. YOU WILL BE FORCED TO WEAR THE DUNCE HAT WITH THIS TICKET.

THIS MARKS YOU AS PRANKABLE CLOWNBAIT

Prizes for the best clown paint, so put some effort in and you might take home the first ever BIG BOZO award.

SAT 15 SEPT | STAY GOLD | CLOWN TOWN