Comedy on the Harbour

COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER!

Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED SPOTS!

Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastles premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter its all happening on the water.

NO BETTER PLACE TO BE ON A SATURDAYNIGHT!!

Were transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad.

Cruise Details:

 Date: Saturday, 18th April 2026
 Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return
 Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour
 Dress Code: Smart casual. Flat shoes or low heels required (no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs)
 18+ Event Only  Photo ID required

What to Expect:

 Live Stand-Up Comedy  Amazing sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment with top Aussie and Internartional comedians
 Fully Licensed Venue - 2 bars with a wide selection of drinks for purchase including craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits, RTD cocktails and mixed drink favourites.
 Delicious Snack foods  Purchase a tasty treat from our on-board Chefs - see the menu below
 360 Harbour Views  Snap selfies from the wrap-around decks and sky deck
 Pre and Post set Vibes  Chill and mingle with friends on all 3 levels with the music pumping
 3 HEADLINE ACTS!
Youll be treated to a killer comedy lineup featuring headline acts from TV, the comedy circuit, and viral online fame. Buckle up for belly laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable antics.

 On the Mic

Justin Hamilton (Hammo)

One of Australias most respected voices in comedy, Hammo has built a powerhouse career as a stand-up comedian, writer, director and producer while always keeping his distinct, fearless voice.

Career Highlights:
Director of nationally touring shows Jennys Travels (Jenny Tian) and The Conversations Tour (Richard Fidler & Sarah Kanowski)
Toured with Tom Gleeson across regional Australia
Melbourne & Sydney Comedy Festival performer
Filmed two stand-up specials: Little Victories and Stuff and Nonsense
Author of memoir series One Foot in the Spotlight

What the critics say:

Memorably, blisteringly funny, and poignant.  The Australian
An unforgettable performance... intelligent, witty and very entertaining.  Adelaide Advertiser
A masterpiece of modern angst.  Herald Sun

Awards Include:
Melbourne Comedy Festival Directors Award
Adelaide Fringe Best Comedy Show
Equity Award Most Outstanding Performance in a Comedy Series

 International Comedy Force  Imaan Hadchiti

A Guinness World Record holder for Worlds Shortest Full-Time Comedian, Imaan delivers globally travelled, fearless and deeply original comedy.

With over 15 years on stage across 5 continents, hes performed at:
Edinburgh Fringe
Adelaide Fringe
Perth Fringe
Melbourne International Comedy Festival
Glastonbury & Woodford Festivals

Top quality stand-up Mumble Comedy
Audience hooting with laughter Edinburgh Spotlight

 Musical Comedy Genius  Patrick Golamco

Chinese-Australian comic Patrick blends clever musical comedy, sharp one-liners, and delightfully awkward introvert energy. Performing nationwide across major comedy festivals, hes also a RAW Comedy NSW runner-up and award-winning scriptwriter.

Expect keyboards, punchlines, and brilliantly offbeat humour.

 Rising Star  Riv Narak

Raw, chaotic, and completely hilarious, Rivs comedy dives into culture, identity, stereotypes, and modern Aussie life  all delivered with unpredictable energy.

Sydney Fringe sell-out performer
Regular opener for international headliners
Lithgow Comedy Fest Best Emerging Comedian

Delightful blend of cultural humour and clever observations Sydney Scoop

Why Watch Comedy in a Theatre...

...when you can laugh your way across the harbour under the night sky?

 Tickets are limited

 Important Info:

No reserved seating or tables - seating suitable for all to enjoy the show as we have limited the ticket sales
Strictly NO BYO - Food and drinks available for purchase onboard
RSA enforced intoxicated guests will not be served
No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs
Photos/video may be taken for promotional purposes
* Accessibility is subject to vessel design and marine safety requirements we cannot accomodate wheelchairs - please contact us before booking to discuss other assistance or mobility devices.

Refund Policy:
All tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable. Please check ALL details are correct prior to finalising your purchase.

 Exclusive Event Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!
Dont miss this floating comedy club experience its a boatload of fun and seats fill fast.

BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night out on the harbour.

Final Word:

Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour this is not your average comedy night... its stand-up with a view!