FLIP! Looks like weve gotten ourselves into a bit of a pickle...
Our fermented goods analyst @_czed has informed us of an attack scheduled upon the city of Marrickville
Hundreds of peppers , cucumbers , turnips , beets and eggs have escaped from their glass jars with a vengeance on those who imprisoned them
Their leader @tommypickles has issued a statement that if the pickles are welcomed with a really good party great costumes and sick music they will be open to negotiation and may even forgo the attack...
We have enlisted @kylefrancis @aaronjames @ufday and @_czed to provide the fattest beats Sydney has to offer and get these vegetables feeling fruity!
To ensure the security of our negotiations and the safety of Marrickville, the location of this event will remain a secret until only a few hours prior
- YOU MUST ENTER IN COSTUME - DUOS COSTUMES ARE STRONGLY RECOMMENDED, STRENGTH IN NUMBERS IS IMPERATIVE - ARRIVE EARLY LEAVE LATE, THE FUTURE OF MARRICKVILLE IS AT STAKE!