2025 is an election year, and for too long the major political parties have ignored the
regions of this vast brown land.
That is why the FRPP (Frenzal Rhomb Political Party) has today announced, on its
25th-ish anniversary, a pledge to bring the songs of A Mans Not A Camel into
regional centres across Australia.
It is a failure of the major political parties and stain on the very history of this great
nation, that simply because you live outside of the major city centres, for the last two
and a half decades you have been deprived of sweet guitar riffs, 90s slap bass, sick
drum beats, and harmonised rhymes about beer. The FRPPs A Mans Not A
Camelpaign pledges to end that drought, and bring the songs of Frenzal Rhombs
majestic, iconic, exalted album A Mans Not A Camel BACK to regional Australia.
We will make sure no town* will ever again go without seeing songs like Never Had
So Much Fun, Were Going Out Tonight and You Are Not My Friend as they were
truly intended. Live, loud, and played by people 25-ish years older than when they
were recorded.
No, Frenzal Rhomb cannot balance the budget. Nor can we solve Australias
housing crisis. We cant even produce green carbon to get us to net zero (but then
again no one can). But we CAN bring A Mans Not A Camel to the beer-soaked
stages of regional Australia. And you CAN trust us, were the ones who told you that
interesting historical fact about dinosaurs in song. Also it cant be pork-barreling;
none of us eat meat.
Vote 1: the FRPP and the A Mans Not A Camelpaign.
VITRUVIAN DROMEDARIES FOREVER!
* as long as the town is on the list of gigs.