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Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED EARLY BIRD SPECIAL!
Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastles premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter its all happening on the water.
With a complimentary drink and canapes on arrival there is no better place to be on a friday night!!
Were transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad. Don't sit on your hands for this one because we are limiting our 500 capacity vessel to just 170 people to make sure everyone has a seat on main deck for the show.
3 HEADLINE ACTS!
Youll be treated to a killer comedy lineup featuring headline acts from TV, the comedy circuit, and viral online fame. Buckle up for belly laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable antics.
On the Mic
Performing Acts To Be Confirmed
What to Expect:
Live Stand-Up Comedy 3 amazing sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment with top Aussie and Internartional comedians
Fully Licensed Venue - Wide selection of drinks for purchase including craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits and RTD favourites.
Delicious Food by Our Private Chef Free Canapes on arrival and then a crowd-favourite menu available to purchase
360 Harbour Views Snap selfies from the wrap-around decks and sky deck
Pre and Post set Vibes Chill and mingle with friends on all 3 levels with the music pumping
Cruise Details:
Date: Friday, 20th March 2026
Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return
Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour
Dress Code: Smart casual. Flat shoes or low heels required (no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs)
18+ Event Only Photo ID required
Important Info:
No reserved seating or tables - seating suitable for all to enjoy the show as we have limited the ticket sales
Strictly NO BYO - Food and drinks available for purchase onboard The complimentary drink on arrival included with your ticket purchase is limited to one drink per person from the the Hosts's selection of House Beer, Wine, Sparkling wine and Soft drink.
RSA enforced intoxicated guests will not be served
No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs
Photos/video may be taken for promotional purposes
Exclusive Event Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!
Dont miss this floating comedy club experience its a boatload of fun and seats fill fast.
BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night out on the harbour.
Final Word:
Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour this is not your average comedy night... its stand-up with a view!