Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders
Wed, 13 Nov at 7:00PM $40 - $45 Get tickets on OztixAbout
Content Source: OztixWINNER Best Comedy Weekly - Fringe World 2024
WINNER Comics Choice - Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018
Australia's MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off....and he's not here to fuck sp*ders!
That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.
Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to....
Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.
This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy... packed with good gags and so wrong it's right moments Chortle UK