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Content Source: Oztix** MELBOURNE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL**
** SEATED SHOW IN THE BAND ROOM // 6:00 - 7:00PM **
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A dark, funny fairytale where princes cheat, quests fail and happily-ever-after is cancelled. One comedian fights for love with jokes as her only weapon.
Welcome to the chaotic fairytale of turning 30... the version no one warned you about.
In 30 IS THE NEW 69, comedian Trea Young dives headfirst into the romantic delusion, emotional addiction and unhinged optimism that have powered her through a decade of dating disasters and questionable life choices.
This is not the fairytale your mother read to you. This is the fairytale where the princess is chronically online, the prince has commitment issues and the only thing magical is how many red flags you can ignore when youre lonely.
Part stand-up comedy, part emotional excavation, part oh no, girl... dont do that, Trea unpacks:
- hitting 30 and realising your life is more plot twist than plan
- dating as an Asian woman in the West (and dealing with all the fetish energy that comes with it)
- why her exes range from a lifeguard-turned-fireman to a man who made cheating his part-time job
- fairytale fantasies colliding with real-life therapy bills
- the emotional gymnastics required to pretend youre fine when youre absolutely not
- and how sometimes you have to ruin your own life a little to figure out what you actually want.
With a mix of sharp jokes, self-roasting vulnerability and just enough sexual chaos to make your therapist nervous, Trea turns heartbreak into punchlines and trauma into triumph. Her comedic voice blends cultural clash, millennial burnout and fearless honesty proving that doing life 'wrong' can be hilariously right.
30 IS THE NEW 69 is for anyone whos ever turned 30 and thought:
Wait... this is adulthood?
Its for the delusional romantics, the slow learners, the girls who love too hard and the ones who swear theyre done with toxic men every Sunday night only to text them again on Tuesday morning.
Its messy.
Its funny.
Its brutally real.
And its the most fun youll have watching someone unravel onstage on purpose.
Trea Young brings her wildfire storytelling, unfiltered charm and fearless perspective to Melbourne International Comedy Festival in a stand-up hour thats equal parts confession, chaos and catharsis.
Because turning 30 doesnt mean growing up it just means the plot gets thicker, the stakes get dumber and the mistakes get funnier.
Welcome to 30 IS THE NEW 69. Bring your friends, bring your ex, bring someone you regret sleeping with youll all feel seen.